Random thought I had in the shower…
Conditioner.
How many people only put it on their roots?
How many people only put it on the ends?
How many people put it in and rinse it right back out?
And…
How many people actually leave it in for the recommended 2–3 minutes?
I have so many questions.
That’s it.
That’s the whole thought.
Until next time,
—Destiny
P.S. Be honest… what’s your conditioner routine?
Jeffrey Dahmer once worked in a chocolate factory.
I’m not entirely sure what you’re supposed to do with that information.
But now you know.
So if I had to carry it around…
You do too.
Until next time,
— Destiny
P.S. I collect unnecessary facts like some people collect stamps.
Before we begin…
Brain Static is where all the wonderfully unnecessary thoughts go.
The ones that show up at 2:17 in the afternoon for absolutely no reason.
The questions nobody asked.
The facts you didn’t need.
The observations that make you stop and think, “Why is my brain like this?”
So…
I have a question.
If chickens evolved from dinosaurs…
…do they taste like dinosaurs?
I’ll never know.
But I’ll probably think about it every time I eat chicken now.
You’re welcome.
Until next time,
— Destiny
P.S. What’s the most random thought you’ve had lately?
