How lucky are we that blinking doesnât make noise?
Imagine hearing:
blink
blink
blink
all day long.
No thank you.
ExceptâŚ
sometimes when I blink, I do hear it.
Itâs this tiny little sound that apparently only I notice.
So now Iâm wonderingâ
is blinking actually silentâŚ
or are most of us just lucky enough not to hear it? đ
Anyway.
Until next time,
âDestiny
P.S. I would like to formally request that my eyelids remain on mute. đ
Water might not actually be wet.
Hear me out.
âWetâ generally describes what happens when a liquid sticks to the surface of something.
So when water touches your shirt?
Your shirt is wet.
When water touches your skin?
Your skin is wet.
But water itself?
Depending on how you define wetâŚ
it might not be.
Because water doesnât necessarily get wet.
It makes other things wet.
AnywayâŚ
Have fun arguing about that for the rest of the day. đ
Until next time,
â Destiny
P.S. Is water wet? Yes or no? Defend your answer.
Sharks are older than trees.
Not a tree.
Trees.
Sharks were swimming around before forests existed.
I donât know why, but this makes trees feel significantly less impressive.
Until next time,
âDestiny
P.S. Whatâs something you assumed had existed basically forever?
My boyfriend has a tongue tie and canât stick his tongue out.
I think itâs cute.
AnywayâŚ
Crocodiles canât stick their tongues out either.
Their tongues are held in place by a membrane.
So apparently my boyfriend and crocodiles have something in common.
Iâm sure heâll love that.
Until next time,
â Destiny
P.S. Whatâs the weirdest thing youâve ever compared your significant other to?
ApparentlyâŚ
A sloth can hold its breath underwater for up to 40 minutes.
A dolphin?
Around 10 minutes.
Which meansâŚ
A sloth would probably beat me in a swimming contest.
I donât know how I feel about that.
Until next time,
âDestiny
P.S. Whatâs the most unnecessary fact living rent-free in your head?
Random thought I had in the showerâŚ
Conditioner.
How many people only put it on their roots?
How many people only put it on the ends?
How many people put it in and rinse it right back out?
AndâŚ
How many people actually leave it in for the recommended 2â3 minutes?
I have so many questions.
Thatâs it.
Thatâs the whole thought.
Until next time,
âDestiny
P.S. Be honest⌠whatâs your conditioner routine?
Before we beginâŚ
Brain Static is where all the wonderfully unnecessary thoughts go.
The ones that show up at 2:17 in the afternoon for absolutely no reason.
The questions nobody asked.
The facts you didnât need.
The observations that make you stop and think, âWhy is my brain like this?â
SoâŚ
I have a question.
If chickens evolved from dinosaursâŚ
âŚdo they taste like dinosaurs?
Iâll never know.
But Iâll probably think about it every time I eat chicken now.
Youâre welcome.
Until next time,
â Destiny
P.S. Whatâs the most random thought youâve had lately?
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